"What do you plan to do with your future?"
Why you babysitting only two or three shots? / I’mma show you how to turn it up a notch / First you get a swimming pool full of craft beer, then you whine about how nobody’s palette is as refined as yours
I’m never gonna get over ezra matching his socks to karen’s dress
Six Californias [via]
Context: Petition to Split California Into Six States Gets Green Light